The Awards of the Week
We return to what will eventually be a regular feature, The Awards of the Week...
The Hotty of the Week Award goes to: Dr. McDreamy. McDreamy, you are a close, personal friend of The Roni, you treat the ladies like you'd want a gentleman caller to treat your sister, you counsel The Roni on the "languages of love," (no really - apparently there is a whole psychological study on how different people have different "love languages"), you look damn good in cableknit, and you stand up for The Roni in a vicious snowball fight. So here's to you, Dr. McDreamy, for being a damn fine man, and representing the better side of all manhood. (The backside, that is...)
The Special Violets of the week go to The Bunny. Let's just say that The Roni can sometimes be a "lunatic" and "rant incessently" with no foundation in "reality." The Bunny listens to each and every one of these, and somehow manages to not channel Napoleon Dynamite and just say "ugh, IDIOT." And for that, The Roni thanks you. The Roni has caught you a delicious bass.
The Boo of the Week officially goes to DJ. Thank you, DJ, for providing us with coffee during exams this week. The Roni speaks for everyone when she says, if I decide to take a "coffee break" during my four hour corporations exam just to "chill out" and "collect my thoughts," your coffee will be the first place I go. Oh, but wait... I'LL BE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN F-ING EXAM!!! Why on earth would you think coffee, during the EXACT hours of exams, would be a generous gift to the Great Unwashed who are the law students? Coffee after, thanks. Coffee before, The Roni lives through the day. But coffee during? Really?
The Yay! of the Week? How about the fact that NEXT week it will be notexams. (For those of you who recently took a corporate finance exam, like The Roni, that would be "exam bar.") Oh, and that in eight (8) days The Roni can drink 15 jack&cokes, dance around with no pants on and then pass out, alone, in an empty box of Poppa John's. Now that's something to celebrate.
The Hotty of the Week Award goes to: Dr. McDreamy. McDreamy, you are a close, personal friend of The Roni, you treat the ladies like you'd want a gentleman caller to treat your sister, you counsel The Roni on the "languages of love," (no really - apparently there is a whole psychological study on how different people have different "love languages"), you look damn good in cableknit, and you stand up for The Roni in a vicious snowball fight. So here's to you, Dr. McDreamy, for being a damn fine man, and representing the better side of all manhood. (The backside, that is...)
The Special Violets of the week go to The Bunny. Let's just say that The Roni can sometimes be a "lunatic" and "rant incessently" with no foundation in "reality." The Bunny listens to each and every one of these, and somehow manages to not channel Napoleon Dynamite and just say "ugh, IDIOT." And for that, The Roni thanks you. The Roni has caught you a delicious bass.
The Boo of the Week officially goes to DJ. Thank you, DJ, for providing us with coffee during exams this week. The Roni speaks for everyone when she says, if I decide to take a "coffee break" during my four hour corporations exam just to "chill out" and "collect my thoughts," your coffee will be the first place I go. Oh, but wait... I'LL BE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN F-ING EXAM!!! Why on earth would you think coffee, during the EXACT hours of exams, would be a generous gift to the Great Unwashed who are the law students? Coffee after, thanks. Coffee before, The Roni lives through the day. But coffee during? Really?
The Yay! of the Week? How about the fact that NEXT week it will be notexams. (For those of you who recently took a corporate finance exam, like The Roni, that would be "exam bar.") Oh, and that in eight (8) days The Roni can drink 15 jack&cokes, dance around with no pants on and then pass out, alone, in an empty box of Poppa John's. Now that's something to celebrate.
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