Why, God, Why?
I have TERRIBLE news! The Royal Ass is shrinking!!
After a solid month of some serious gym-hitting (and largely thanks to my HABIT instructor who I propose to on a daily basis), my ass has begun to recede. Now this is obviously bad news, because my ass is the source of all my power. So either I need to stop hitting the gym and start hitting the fritos, or I need to find a new source of power. Any suggestions on where this can come? Seriously - The Roni's gotta have something to pump her game, or else she'll be left adrift...
After a solid month of some serious gym-hitting (and largely thanks to my HABIT instructor who I propose to on a daily basis), my ass has begun to recede. Now this is obviously bad news, because my ass is the source of all my power. So either I need to stop hitting the gym and start hitting the fritos, or I need to find a new source of power. Any suggestions on where this can come? Seriously - The Roni's gotta have something to pump her game, or else she'll be left adrift...
posted by The Roni at 12:26 PM
3 Comments:
I will tell you this. The ass may be shrinking, but the power of the ass has not diminished one bit. It is as powerful as ever, maybe more so.
Where are the promised feb club updates? Come on Roni save those of us rotting away in the library from boredom!
There is a better site for feb club updates, you may have heard of it...
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